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Git-Native™ Integration
Reads your git log so you never have to explain what you actually did. Supports all commit conventions, including ones you invented.
Now with blocker elimination™
Daily Standup. Automated.
Enterprise-grade standup generation from your git history. No manual input required. No actual thinking needed.
43,847 standups generated
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0.3s average generation time
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94.2% scrum master satisfaction
$ npx standup-as-a-service
Standup-as-a-Service™
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Yesterday I resolved critical infrastructure concerns regarding
resolved null pointer in user service. Today I will continue
addressing technical obligations in alignment with sprint
objectives. Blockers: none at this time, pending external
dependency alignment.
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Everything you need to stand up professionally.
A comprehensive standup automation suite for teams that value alignment over information.
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Enterprise Language Processing
Transforms "fixed null pointer" into "resolved critical infrastructure concerns impacting stakeholder delivery." Automatically. Every time.
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Blocker Elimination Mode
Automatically converts all blockers into "pending external dependency alignment." The problem isn't gone — it's just professionally reframed.
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Stakeholder-Safe Vocabulary
Removes commit messages that would require follow-up questions, accountability, or any form of specific action from your manager.
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Multi-Sprint Awareness
Correctly identifies all work as "in progress" regardless of what git log evidence suggests. Consistent output, every sprint.
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Monday Recovery Protocol
Automatically detects Mondays and looks back to Friday, because no one committed over the weekend and we are not going to pretend otherwise.
Three steps. Zero thought.
The most streamlined standup workflow in enterprise software history.
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Connect Your Repository
Run npx standup-as-a-service in any git directory. Zero configuration. Zero setup. Zero prerequisites beyond having committed something at some point.
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Automated History Analysis
Our proprietary™ algorithm processes your commit history and extracts the essential insight: you were present and doing something technical yesterday.
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Enterprise-Ready Output
Receive your production-grade standup, formatted for maximum perceived productivity. Copy. Paste. Ship it. Your scrum master will never know.
12.7 min
saved per developer daily
847
blockers automatically resolved
0
follow-up questions generated
100%
sprint objectives technically addressed
Trusted by engineers who know better
"Finally, a tool that captures the true essence of my standup: technically present, professionally vague, and entirely unactionable."
"We reduced our standup prep time from 3 minutes to 0.3 seconds. Leadership called it a 'major velocity improvement.' They are not wrong."
"My standup now reads exactly like my previous standup. The team has never been more aligned on the fact that I exist."
Simple, transparent pricing
Start free. Enterprise features available for teams that need them.
Community
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Free forever. No credit card required.
- Unlimited standup generation
- Full git history integration
- Blocker elimination included
- Enterprise vocabulary engine
- Custom standup templates
- Multi-team consolidated reports
- Dedicated account manager
Enterprise
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- Everything in Community
- Custom standup templates
- Multi-team consolidated reports
- Slack/Teams integration (roadmap Q3)
- Enterprise audit reports
- 99.99% SLA (coming Q3)
- Dedicated account manager